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salutations. My name is Josie, my best friend is Cassandra- she has large breasticles. Dave Grohl is the best man in the world and David Tennant (10) is my doctor

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

(via efffflorescence)

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

(Source: becqeurel, via candieclouds)

  • me: shows friends something that i think is funny
  • me: *laughs hysterically*
  • friends:

I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me.

—(via blue-fleur)

(Source: jessielou24, via candieclouds)

moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

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