salutations. My name is Josie, my best friend is Cassandra- she has large breasticles. Dave Grohl is the best man in the world and David Tennant (10) is my doctor

My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.

—(58/365) by (KJ)

(Source: kjpoems, via lucylock-et)


straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)



(via scraggyline)

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

(Source: bruhheem, via lucylock-et)

  • white male: aw showering without me :'(

the thought of someone else touching you makes me sick to my stomach

—(via 59oz)

(Source: 80st, via dumbblon-de)