salutations. My name is Josie, my best friend is Cassandra- she has large breasticles. Dave Grohl is the best man in the world and David Tennant (10) is my doctor
  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

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My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.

—(58/365) by (KJ)

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straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)



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a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

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